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Johnny Smakface

Quite possibly the most amazing man to walk this Earth. Yeah that's right, he's better than you. Hotter than you too. Also, he is in love with a girl, a girl who is considered to be the luckiest girl in the world.

He also possesses a very large dick.
"Johnny Smakface is sexy"
by <3Pnub February 24, 2005
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Smashfab

A combination of the words Smashing and Fabulous. Used to describe something wonderful.
After a several months of working out I look totally smashfab.

I believe a lavender bath would be perfectly smashfab right about now.

Did you see how smashfab she looked in that cute little dress?
by MmVashnik June 2, 2009
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Sushfaced

The physical and mental states that come as a direct result of eating so much sushi that your motor skills, ability to operate heavy machinery, and capacity for rational thought are severely impaired.
I can't get too sushfaced at lunch; I have a meeting at 2:00.

I was going to drive home, but I got so sushfaced at Ru-San's that I had to take a cab.

I've had such a long week. I just want to get sushfaced tonight.
by Cosmokramer January 25, 2013
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Smashmate

A room mate whom one smashes with, but has no commitment too. Similar to fuck buddies but you share a rent.
I thought they were a couple because they live together, but it turns out they are just smashmates.

Yo whos the hottie? You too dating? No, we are just smashmates.
by Decibel Delivery Service December 24, 2021
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Smashfuck

To smash something so hard it is fucked.
1. I smashfucked that rat in the bathroom with a wooden mallet.

2. Dude that deer on the road was beyond fucked, it was Smashfucked.
by Nemo Nobody. October 11, 2017
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smashback

Person A: Blah blah blah
Person B: Soz I couldn't hear you because I was having a smashback :o
by burningbush2 May 9, 2018
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smashback

A flashback you have after a heavy night.
Oh dude smashback! I made jelly in the bath last night.
by spookymuffins September 27, 2007
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