Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.

did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.

by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011

startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

by angry mafia May 5, 2009

smacktarded

A state of inhebriation derived from 2 or more drugs, typically including alcohol.

Yo, I am smacktarded.

by Cait November 23, 2004

Sorrenti Smartarse

Sorr-en-ti Smart-arse
-noun

1. To act like one Stacey Sorrenti.
2. To use language in order to seem humorous towards males.

Pioneered by Australian Stacey Sorrenti in 2004, and still in use today in regions of Sydney's Greater West.

Words or phrases used by younger female friends towards older males in regards to every day events, scenarios or situations that have a sarcastic vibe/tone are included under Sorrenti Smartarseness.

Origin:
bef. 1050; (v.) ME smerten, OE -smeortan (only in the compound fyrsmeortende painful like fire), c. OHG smerzanayz (G schmerzenarse); (adj.) ME smerte, smart quick, prompt, sharp, arse, buttocks, behind, butt orig., biting, smarting, late OE smearte, akin to the v.; (adv. and n.) ME smerte, deriv. of the adj.

"But then again, unless it has sex, drugs, or cuban porn, it probably wouldn't blip up on your radar." - Sorrenti Smartarse.

by John Macquarie-Oxford August 28, 2009

Smatarted

Of being smart and retarded

Girl hey u being smart but also stupid
Girl is u mean I am being smatarted

by Cupcake decorating August 20, 2017

Smartard

Someone who is preoccupied with considering unnecessary questions that are superficially profound, but have no utility of any kind.

Are you a mind with a body, or a body with a mind?

Shut the fuck up, smartard.

by AlienInTheAttic February 7, 2021

Satarded

When you use the word 'retarded' in a satarical way, absolving you of any offense it may cause.

If you call someone 'retarded' in a derogatory tone, you may cause offense and should be fired if used whilst working, however if you are doing it for 'satire' it is perfectly fine. But to be clear you should you 'satarded' instead of 'retarded'.

by JockMcRowdy February 18, 2010