Stuttering Pirate 

A high level of alcoholic inebriation that causes the inebriated to close one eye and can only converse through stuttering.

No thanks on the shots of tequila if I drink one more I will become a stuttering pirate.

Stuttering Pirate by Beef Swellington January 27, 2009

skettering 

If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.

Mate I'm goin' skettering to get me some guaranteed clunge

skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011

fanny fluttering

When you are sexually attracted to someone and you get butterflies in your vagina. I.e fanny fluttering

Sam called Danielle over and asked her if the fit guy over there made her horny I.e fanny fluttering

fanny fluttering by sammmmbrandonnnnn November 28, 2013

stuttering 

what i do involuntary. it is a discordance b/t the tongue lips and jaw. also believed to be involved with the bones of the inner ear. there are methods of retraining the vocal patterns of stuttering, but they are very hard to maintain, for it take total concentration for the stutterer, no just what he says, but how be breathes, how he begins his speech, all the way down to the next breath. for you fellow stutterers, check out www.stuttering.org. works wonders. 2 week school in Roanoke, Va.

hard "E" and "A" sounds, as in "everyone," or "apple." caused by too much pressure on the vocal folds (IAP, Increased Articalitory Pressure), compounded by the tightening of the tongue, lips, jaw, and everyone in the f-ing room staring at you wondering what you are gonna say. is it Apple? Against? Antartica? Ant? wow, the suspence! such is the suffering of stuttering.

stuttering by wode December 17, 2006

Stuttering Stench 

Stuttering stench refers to the morning after a heavy night on the sauce.....
Stuttering is when you are hanging so bad that you can't even string a sentence together, just a stuttering of rambling bullshit.... Stench is from the rancid farts caused by the intake of copious amounts of alcohol... alcohol removes bacteria from the inside walls of certain organs and when gas passes through your colon (shit passage) it picks up the loose bacteria and forces it out causing the most horrendous stench.... Also known as beer farts.

Person 1: "you were absolutely smashed last night"

Person 2: "I.... I.... I c..can't really r....remember anything" ***FART***

Person1: "For fuck sake! That stinks you stuttering stench!

Stuttering Stench by Lee Everette March 10, 2015

crystal shattering sex 

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

crystal shattering sex by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

compton scattering 

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

compton scattering by ortho June 2, 2007