Slowma

this term is used to define a faggot who lives in TBNESSA

person1 asking: who is the Slowma
person2: He is a Faggot

by chingr_bingr December 27, 2022

Snowman

One who sells cocain to make a living.

Let's go get some coke from the snowman!

by MurderByRhyme03 September 14, 2005

slowmaxxing

slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.

This morning i woke up early and i took 15 minutes making my pour over coffee. Later tonight, im baking the cookie dough i left chilling in the fridge for 48 hours. Yeah, i guess you can say i've been slowmaxxing.

Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.

by sudonimb May 10, 2022

Rooftop Snowman

An activity conceived by 2 Buhler High School students in which a snowman is crafted by the finest Chicago snow on top of a high-rise next to the Chicago river. When this snow does not form into a snowman, these 2 amazing individuals typically make Rooftop Snow Angels instead...

A boy named Brandon had a dream. That dream was to create a snowman. He didn't just want any ordinary snowman...he wanted a snowman that was on top of a 16-story apartment building. Therefore he came to Chicago to build a Rooftop Snowman.

by yoohoo42 May 8, 2012

Terrorist Snowman

Dirty smut snowmen that chill on the side of the road in Mario Karts Frappe Snowland waiting for an unsuspecting driver to suicide bomb. Usually preys on those to shlammerfaced to drive in a straight line while playing Drunk Driving.

STAR POWER! Fuck you dirty Terrorist Snowman

by Kennysabigdumbbitch December 1, 2011

Slowhand

Nickname given to Eric Clapton.

Slowhand is Clapton.

by fecal matter April 26, 2005

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating on your computer screen when masturbating. Can be performed intentionally or most times, accidentally. Can result when you don't take care to masturbate at least two inches away from your computer screen.

I performed a rusty snowman and had to take my laptop to Best Buy, but they couldn't fix it.

by shmonroe August 24, 2016