slork

a verb describing the way a bite of tofu travels through the mouth--a sliding motion created by saliva, gravity, and low viscosity.

"Oh man, that big bite of tofu just slorked through my mouth."

by slorkerml123 December 19, 2008

SlobKnocker

A girl who gives you head and while doing so hits your balls with her chin.

"I fucked Marry so good last night but damn she's a Slobknocker"
"A slobknocker?"
"Yeah she was deepthroating my dick and she kept hitting her chin on my nuts"

by Andrew Hagen September 2, 2017

slosk

This is the infamous slosk. the first slosk word anyone knows. it is the most versatile word in any language. It can be used any way you like, insert it in between any word, sentence, letter. It probably fits. the definitions below are some common uses:

1) Slosk

2) SLOSK!
3) slosk
4) What a slosk
5) Hey Slosk

by Username483637 February 10, 2017

slock list

Always perceived as an insult. Most commonly used in situations when someone is displaying characteristics of Sam Lockwood (from awake of course).

Mikey: "hey can i come over?"
Sasha: "slock list....."

by listmanBCC March 26, 2010

Slonk

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022

slorking

Pretending or appearing to work, but actually slacking and doing whatever one feels like doing.

Having a particularly horrible hangover from drinking the night before, Peter decided that slorking was the only way to survive the work day.

by Kuuler September 26, 2004

slobknobbing

When a woman performs oral sex to a man, and during this her mouth is salivating heavily on the penis.Intensive dripping wet blowjob.

Last night my girl was slobknobbing my cock!

by person with def August 6, 2009