skellied

When you are sleeping with a girl and you wake up in the middle of the night. You then proceed to pretend the girl's bed is a urinal and you piss on her bed while she is sleeping in it.

Yo my boy skellied that bitch last night. She had to wash her sheets 2 times.

by Muhammed McLovin December 9, 2008

smellie

Affectionate term for small lovely girls with unfortunate penchants for emo boys. Contrary to popular belief smEllie’s do not smell.

See also smellhole

Look at that girl with eyeliner all over her face. She looks so damn good, what a smEllie.

by Blowhole May 17, 2005

swellier

More swollen that when previously inspected

How does that ankle look now?

It's swellier than yesterday.

by ninjacatofdoom May 19, 2010

smellies

Your feet.

Take whiff of my smellies after the ski trip.

by gav.anigavtnaig January 2, 2010

skellie

A Northern Irish word meaning crooked, out of line, or not straight. Common among builders who have trouble with words like mis-aligned... and the English language in general.

See also - Skewif

"I put the nail in straight, but you hung the picture skellie you dozey cow"

by P Hawkins September 15, 2006

Shellied

When you walk in on someone that’s in the toilet, typically because they forgot to lock the door.

I just shellied Dave on the toilet! He wasn’t happy with me.

I’m going to make sure I lock the door before I go to the toilet, I don’t want to get shellied...

by PPN+ December 4, 2018

Smellies

A British alternative for bath oils and perfume.

"Would some smellies be a nice gift for her brithday?"

by Anonymous January 2, 2005