Dozey

The opposite of woke.

That's just being woke... "What's you dozey alternative then?"

by Bach69nz May 17, 2023

Dozey cunt

Someone who's just plain old dumb with only a brain functionality of 0.8% just a terrible site of stupidity

Usual a.k.a Mary Donna james

" Hey you son of a dozey cunt use your head not your teke you mutt"

by Whangarei gees October 1, 2016

Dozey cunt

Someone who's just plain old dumb with only a brain functionality of 0.8% just a terrible site of stupidity

Usual a.k.a Mary Donna james

" Hey you son of a dozey cunt use your head not your teke you mutt"

by Whangarei gees October 1, 2016

dozey Dorris

A driver that doesn’t have any common sense and drives slowly to allow the brain time to catch up

Oh hear we go dozey Dorris is out again

by Bigus joeus November 26, 2023

Yosser's Dozen

A Yosser's Dozen is 9, three less than a standard dozen, and four less than a baker's dozen. The oldest source for the expression "Yosser's dozen" dates to the 21st century in one of Texas' largest suburban areas. Yusuf Khan was known to exclaim, "4 Dozen? That's like 36!", creating the phrase, Yosser's Dozen.

Hey dude, pass me about a Yosser's Dozen worth of eggs bro!

Oh man, I overdosed on a Yosser's Dozen of marijuana pills.

I bought a Yosser's Dozen loafs at the bakery yesterday.

by Sensualtomato August 1, 2012

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

by Anonymous submissions December 10, 2016

Bro dozer

A pick-up truck that the owner took to the truck accessory store and said "give me the micropenis compensation package." In other words - lift kit, oversize wheels, off-road tires, hub spacers (because the oversize knobby tires and wheels aren't taking up enough parking already), light bar, and a trailer hitch. It'll never be intentionally taken off-road and the trailer hitch will never tow anything.

Mike: Did you see Bubba's new bro dozer?

John: He had to buy one. He is a Florida man. I think it's a law...

by Scotty Bee March 23, 2022