Skronkil

The burning sensation in your anus after taking a diarrhea. Often very painful, but eventually goes away after a few minutes.

When the sun rises, and I use to facilities, I predict a major wave of skronkil.

by Skanago:g January 4, 2015

Shrinking violet

A person(typically female) who shys away from any sort of confrontation. Typically, this person will not stand up for themselves or anything else. Opposite of bold, brash, or confident.

Lucy was no shrinking violet, she told it like she saw it.

by Crashmeek February 12, 2019

skronkcore

referes to a situation where a person (usually a 6 ft sigma beast female in STEM) devours protein shake and noodles (preferably out of a dog bowl) for 6 weeks straight.

skronkers is the term usually used for these legendary mythic beast that follow their alleged leader "the Skronkinator".

-"Dad! please come play ball with me !! we havn't seen you in weeks!!"
-"no son, i must commit to the skronkcore"

by pineapple9 August 11, 2023

closet shrink

The phenomenon of molecular level change that takes place in clothing items that have been hanging in the closet for inordinate amounts of time without use, causing a reduction in the size and shape of such items.

I have some clothes in my closet that have succumbed to closet shrink, and they no longer fit.

by anonymous June 3, 2017

shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.

Man, that pool could make a porn star look like a 9 year old.

Damn my girlfriend dumped me when she saw me get out of the shower -- apparently she doesn't understand that shrinkage really CAN make a penis 1 inch long.

by thatsright December 26, 2004

scrinkle

- to scrunch up
- no, not crinkle... no, not scrunch up... it's SCRINKLE
- kinda like wrinkle but no, it's SCRINKLE

Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: SCRINKLING -scrinkles up paper-
Person 1: Scrinkle? But that isn't a-
Person 2: SHUT UP

by raeraerareraerae September 10, 2015

Cock Shrink

Basically, the opposite of a boner.

If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.

an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.

Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."

Or

Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"

by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011