skinch

a clout chasing teenage male who is peer pressured into smoking weed and tries too hard to be a fuckboy. usually only mildly attractive but thinks they’re in the running for love island 2020 because they have a four pack and curtains/fringe.

He smoked weed once now he thinks he’s hard... what a skinch!

by fatback262717 June 9, 2019

Skanch

Excessively, unnecessarily and confusingly arrogant. A former frat boy that now desperately clings to his 20's as he goes deeper into his 30's. He feels the need to constantly remind (much to the chagrin) everyone around him, including strangers and friends, about how 'awesome' he is.

Can you believe that guy is wearing three pastel polo shirts with all of the collars popped; what a skanch!

by blueammo May 14, 2011

Skench

a derogatory term for left-handed people

"Silverstone is such a skench he uses his left hand to draw."

by Quentin Tarantino 84 December 19, 2016

Soncha

1. A soncha is known as the other woman. Or the woman a man is having an affair with.

2. A slut who's messing with a taken man.

Woman 1: Is that Mr. William's girlfriend?
Woman 2: No, he's married. That's his soncha.

by TrashyCigarettes November 1, 2010

stonched

To get super high from some dank ass weed.

"Bro, I got super stonched at that party last night."

by George 9/11 Bush December 8, 2017

slonch

to get up to mischief.
to have a good time:
often involves climbing over fences and jumping into other peoples swimming pools, climbing over the fences at a festival, walking into a house party not entirely knowing anyone but still confidently handing out beers.

slonchers ... your top draw friends you slonch with

top slonch last night

by whitecoat&whitecoat June 10, 2019

Skouching

When a girl sits on a couch, with two men on both sides of her, and goes skiing. Simultaneous handjobs.

"Yo that bitch went skouching at the party on the weekend!"

"For real?"
"Word bro."

by bsteez October 19, 2009