Slendered

when you are as fucked as you can ever possibly be in a million years

"Your brain just got slendered by Slenderman."
"You're going to be slendered inside an LA prison."

by BeardedMonk November 14, 2011

Skankerella

A Princess of all skanks.

If Britney fucks one more guy ima give her a Skankerella Crown. Lupita is such a skankerella.

by Thizzkid559 June 10, 2016

Saudered

The act of an older man creeping and touching younger women thinking they can get away with it because they have a grey bush.

Gramps over there just saudered that hot chick.

by chanmann January 9, 2009

skonkered

The art of getting absolutely blind drunk. Also see, wasted. Also see, smashed.

"Omg did you see Mitchell last night? He got absolutely skonkered!"

by skonkered_slut69 April 27, 2017

Slendered

When you pop up from anywhere, any time and scare the hell out of people until their brain goes fuzzy. :P

Dude, I Slendered this guy so bad yesterday!

by ...-_- November 17, 2012

spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003