Right-sizing Expectations

When someone humbles tf outta you but you need to downplay the embarrassment.

When someone is being out of pocket and you have to reality check them.

P: I don't want to be intimate with Shrek, so weird of you to say.
C: Do I need to remind you that I've seen your tiktok?
P: That message was so humbling.
C: It wasn't meant to be humbling, it's just right-sizing expectations.

by cstat July 6, 2023

Ring Sizing

When preparing for anal sex, the performing partner will begin with the insertion of the pinky finger into the anus, gradually changing fingers and increasing size at the same time.

"I want to be there when he is done banging her to give him a drunken high five."
"Be careful man, he might have shit on his hands!!"
"How so?"
"I hear he is a fan of Ring Sizing"

by B7 Ryan December 22, 2008

Super-Sizing

The act of buying pants/shorts three sizes smaller than your waist to make your Penis and or testicals appear larger than they actually are.

Hey jannet, I think andrew finally grew a package either that or hes Super-Sizing

by Ruger187 January 5, 2011

fanta sizing

verb. to determine the size of your soda bottle

I was fanta sizing my coca cola bottle.

by femboythatscool March 25, 2024

minus sizing

Minus sizes are 00 and 000. It describes the extended sizes below 0 which aren’t included in standard size charts for women.

It’s hard to find jeans that fit because I usually need minus sizing

by Lucyy11 April 16, 2025

smizing

A facial expression where you smile with your eyes;
giving someone happy eyes

look at that girl... she's totally smizing at me

i don't know why he hasn't come over yet, i've been smizing at him all night!

by Jena Bo Bena September 16, 2012

Seizing

When you’re shooketh to a state that you can’t even move anymore.

“Bruh, I just saw this guy and I’m seizing over how hot he was”

by Okie2019 August 25, 2018