Singer Bong Writer 

A phrase used when one becomes a lyrical genius after toking the reefer, hitting the bong or any other methods for enjoying the THC goodness.

Adj. Someone is a 'singer bong writer'

Singer Bong Writer by Hudson742 October 6, 2009

Singer Shuffle 

A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.

As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.

Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."

Singer Shuffle by Shagmeister October 13, 2009

singer spill

A spill of any liquid or food, especially a large spill that creates a major mess and leaves a stain. A singer spill is usually followed by an expletive spoken very loudly.

Dude, that Exxon Valdez was a friggin' singer spill.

singer spill by Not a singer February 28, 2005

singer spill

Top 7 Singer Spills:

7 - Vanilla milkshake on monkey at the zoo

6 - Rootbeer float on Steve Hindman's lap

5 - Biting into a jelly donut in front of the Wayne coffe maker, and jelly spirted out all over the carpet in a high velocity stream

4 - Cheesecake spill on general Manager (Sandra Bond's) Lap

3 - Beer spilled on VP (Buyens) at Gino's Steaks

2 - 2/25/05 coffee on the desk accompanied by major cursing

1 - Nacho Cheese dip all over Simosik's carpet.

singer spill by Geoff Christ March 1, 2005

Singer Puppet 

Unyielding fan of director Bryan Singer, who insults anyone who dares criticize his films. The Singer Puppet is impressed by his ability to make superhero films that "have an actual plot" (read: are pretentious and don't have much action) and buys that he's truly a fan of Superman. Usually thinks THE USUAL SUSPECTS is a great film, but didn't before X-MEN was released; and considers SUPERMAN RETURNS his crowning achievement.

Some Singer Puppet didn't like it when I suggested that Lois Lane shouldn't be played by someone who look like they're in high school, especially when the plot revolves around "our savior" Superman knocking her up.

Singer Puppet by [e-mail] June 23, 2008

Singer's Disease 

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

Singer's Disease by DrToolBag November 21, 2011

singer lyricist

Someone who sings and writes the lyrics to their songs but doesn't compose the music or instrumental background behind their songs.

Like a singer-songwriter but primarily a writer of lyrics, singer lyricist

singer lyricist by Fizzjazztone April 14, 2014