suckjob

basically its a blowjob but blows not really the right word ... so one afternoon in bakers oven we founded the suckjob ...... its an amazing slang word for blowjob yes!!

TREVOR: graham where were you last night man?
GRAHAM: sorry, but i called in to see greg and she gave me the best fucking suckjob imaginable
TREVOR: graham!! what have a i told you about greg?
GRAHAM: fuck off trevor greg is fair game

by i be trevor and i am August 18, 2006

Atomic suckjob

When a girl puts her full body weight on your knees and does a handstand on your knees while your sitting, she then gives you a blowjob while still upside down.

Steve: Should I talk to Molly at the party?
Barry: Definitely, I've heard she gives out atomic suckjobs!
Steve: No way really? Then she's the first target of Steve the pussy destroyer!

by The Definer 69 June 17, 2017

Suckjob

When a man/woman sucks on a womans clit

Person A: What did you do?

Person B: Gave her a suckjob

by Cypharr February 9, 2010

suckjob

Ironically the opposite of a blowjob. A suckjob involves the person adminstering the fellatio to blow hard while sucking the penis like a balloon.

-Hey dude how was it with Victoria last night?

-Oh man it was great she gave me a suckjob bro and my shlong just inflated like a fucking balloon man.

by The A-shizzle manizzle August 6, 2011

suckjob

blowing on someone's penis

A blowjob is sucking someone's penis so a suckjob is blowing on someone's penis. Logic.

by Inquisitive Walnut October 12, 2021

Sockjob

When a girl sucks u off when theres a sock over ure dick

Tam the jakie man gave me a sockjob for a half can of super tennants behind blockbuster

by denzelessin June 24, 2010

suckjob

Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....

Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....

(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)

Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"

Dave:(walks away being emo)

by Johnny ol' boy August 13, 2006