Shwasted shwednesday
by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010
Get the Shwasted Shwednesday mug.The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.
"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"
"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"
"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"
by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011
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by ValAnne May 8, 2005
Get the shwasted mug.(Adj.) The state of innebriation beyond coherent thoughts, words, or actions. Derived from the tradtional American slang "shitfaced" and "wasted".
Matthew was so shwasted, he proceeded to motor-boat the breasts of the ugliest female at that social gathering.
by Ian Ebsch July 20, 2008
Get the Shwasted mug.Another form of the word schwasted, though it is a much more effeminate term for getting drunk. Those that use it are also apt to use the words crunk, shit-show, and dandy when referring to excessive alcohol use.
by Foreskin May 28, 2007
Get the schwastey mug.Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.
"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."
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"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
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"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."
by Nelson76 July 1, 2005
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