shwangin

When you are well-endowed.

Baby, im shwangin' with my 10 inches.

by Crisko January 7, 2005

Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 3, 2013

shkanking

shkanking

skank-shanking

Sluty lesbians pleasuring eachother in prison with homemade dildos

dude shes totally gonna be doin some shkanking in the joint

by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010

swanking

underwater wanking, dating back to medievil times, fisherman were known to relieve themselves while catching the days food supplies

"Hey arthur, I was swanking with Addison earlier & I spunked on a trouts face"

by uncle knobhead February 17, 2009

Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015

Shanking

To shit and wank harmoniously

I can't believe how much I love shanking!

by Skippadd December 4, 2018

Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010