Shmekel

Diminutive of "shmok" or "shmuk" and similar to the English term "prick".
1) noun - a person demonstrating annoying, or despicable behavior.
2) noun - small penis.
3) noun - schmeckles are a currency in the TV series Rick & Morty, introduced in the episode "Meeseeks and Destroy".

1) That guy's a real shmekel for stealing candy from a baby.
2) She said she loves me, that size doesn't matter, and that my shmekel is kind of cute.
3) Her breast augmentation cost 25 Schmeckles.

by ubershmekel November 22, 2022

Shmekel

Shmekel- This Jewish slang word refers to a properly circumcised wang. It is the centerpiece in Israeli porn. In fact most Israeli secular media is not complete without one.

Shmekel is the male hose.

by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005

50 Shekel

a Jewish rapper who gave his life to Jesus and is now ostracized by the Jewish community

Yo, man, did ya hear about 50 Shekel? Tha Jewish rapper? Well, he ain't Jewish anymore! He gave his life over to JC last month.

by Dam It June 17, 2005

shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

by Soupton December 28, 2005

shekel greene

when fuckface Eric Trump attempts comedy.

on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018

50 shekel

a jewish believer who raps.

have you heard of that rapper, 50 shekel?

by holy_crap April 9, 2008

shmekeldorfed

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man

"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed

by Sam (salimoulion) K. March 30, 2005