shready

The condition of being ready to shred on skis or a snowboard.

Skier 1: Are you shready?
Skier 2: Always.

by Rippin the Shit outta this! February 8, 2013

Shmeatstick

Noun: pertaining to the word shmeat; a fat cock, one that would be considered an anomaly.

Wow, that Miles kid whipped his cock out and boy does he have quite the shmeatsick.

Holy fuck, I couldn’t even fit it in my mouth girl...he had such a fat fucking shmeatstick

by Therealdman January 28, 2021

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

screathers

Screathers is a combination of two words; scratch (adjective) and feathers (noun). Put together making the word: SCREATHERS.

Screathers, a term not developed or coined from the mind of a human, but rather the genius of a one pound, 'red butt chicken' (African Grey Parrot) named Einstein (Talking Texan Parrot). He is 24 year's young and has a vocabulary better than most people. Einstein's fame came when Youtube. when it was just in its infancy, back in the mid 2000's, He has his on Youtube Channel and can be found across most social media platforms.

Einstein - " I want screather's "

It's been a long day, it's screathers time!

by Otto.man November 11, 2021

shrestha

Someone with sass, she's not your average girl. A shrestha is very peppy but also moody. She's smart pretty and funny. Be careful though, shrestha's can bite or sting so don't piss them off too much.

"Woahhhh!! You're dating a Shrestha!? Damn, lucky dude.

by someonek00l November 16, 2016

Shweat

The awful BO smell of an obese roommate who doesn't shower

The amount of shweat in this house is too damn high!

by fedoompach November 5, 2014

Shreads

Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.

Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"

by St0rmBreaker June 25, 2009