ShinTard

A below average man in terms of physique, intelligence, capability and overall quality of life. He is seen to have a large head, often bigger than most fruits - including watermelon. He is known to look like a dolphin, lego man, Geico lizard, box man, among other things.
He is seen to be friends with DingTard/TanTard, a member of the large Tard Clan.

Friend: "Is that ShinTard?"
Friend: "Yeah, I heard his IQ is 102!"

by hannah.cec19 June 10, 2018

Striptard

A guy who never gets laid because,

#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint

and

#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!

by Chase Chude March 4, 2009

shittard

a fucktard that is either a worthless piece of shit, cannot control his own defecation, or both

Brice sits on his ass all day masturbating. Then he goes to dinner and can't hold his own bowel movement, so he has to shit right outside the Denny's. He is such a SHITTARD.

by smg2003-2007 May 7, 2009

shipyarding

the act of docking your penis inside of the shipyard(vagina) and letting off the seamen(semen} into the shipyard which is the act of shipyarding someone

Ken shipyarded barbie{shipyarding}

by Wolverine123456789 June 13, 2011

Shittard

A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.

look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.

by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017

Shoptard

Shoptard (or 'Shoptard) is an individual possessing little to no Photoshop skill or experience, but who claims to be a legend in it. Most Shoptards will, however, seek out training by way of tutorials found on many websites, but their final results are rarely, if ever, anything like the tutorials.

Shoptards' work is easy to replicate, as long as you have the ability to open and use filters, and heavy use of both bevel/emboss and lens flare.

Shoptards are also easily identifiable through their constant insistence that gothic fonts are a good idea, and that print design in Photoshop is perfectly acceptable, if only because they don't know how to use Illustrator either.

A common Shoptard "Creative Process" in action:

"I don't know whether to use the 35mm or 50mm prime lens flare for this, but either way it's gonna look PRO..."

by Undercover2.0 August 23, 2011

Sheeptards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People, who after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on Reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government who has slowly killed them and their country.

The Sheeptards like taking a good stiff one from the powers that be, so long as they can vote for their favorite American Idol.

by USADexter January 13, 2009