Shit - Shower - Shave

The three S's of hygiene.

See also, SSS.

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?

by Mister Obious March 8, 2013

shit shower and shave

1. a routine that all men should follow if not already doing.

2. something most of Europe hasn't done.

Dad: "always remember to shit shower and shave."

Sonny: "ok papa."

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Golden Shit Shower

When you piss in someone's arse hole and they then shit it out

My friend threw up before dessert so told him to N down. He passed out so we gave him a golden shit shower. Was good craic all round.

by Smotiram May 29, 2019

shit shower shave and shampoo

getting yourself ready to go out.

lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?

by blommy May 22, 2005

Shower shit

When you shit into a shower drain because you don't want to get out of the shower

Roommate: bro, It smells like someone took a crap in the shower

You: yeah, I took a shower shit

by Shmeebledorf November 23, 2019

shower of shit

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

by tacklezzz September 19, 2025