Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.

I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.

by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022

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Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

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a showstopper

A showstopper is a lady who is so exquisitely beautiful, so flawlessly graceful, and so sentillatingly sexy...that everything and everybody stops, when she appears!

All focus is on her!

Man, this girl was so fine, she made time stand still! She was a showstopper!

by Knowledge Doctor May 4, 2008

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Sheboygan Showstopper

The Sheboygan Showstopper is a sexual act in which the man inserts his penis and testicles inside a woman's (or man's) anus. The testicles will often become stuck inside the anus.

We were having butt sex when I accidentally gave her the Sheboygan Showstopper. I couldn't get my sack back out.

I needed to get home to have dinner with my mother so I ended her with a Sheboygan Showstopper

by Shebagdad February 10, 2010

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