spoonology

The science of spoons and their unusual distinction from the shovel.

Why weren't shovels wiped out like the dinosaurs? This is a common concern in spoonology.

by Faceminion October 1, 2008

Shoeology

The study of types of shoes, their classification, and which foot they go on.

"Gabrielle is a shoeologist, she helped me figured out that the right shoe goes on my RIGHT foot."

"What do you mean i need to go to school for ten years to get my shoeology degree?!"

by Big Woods November 20, 2011

Shogologobankushe

A word in African/Jamaican culture meaning a piece of idiotic foolish rice 😁

Shut up you stupid shogologo/Shogologobankushe

by Tcwaveyanddat November 30, 2018

historical phonology

The phenology of sound as the only artifact of the past.

The successor to the dialectical materialism of Karl Marx.

Historical phonology is the Saussurean recursion over Marxism's historical materialism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 18, 2019

Schoology

School, but it's easier and safer to skip.

Hope: I heard that Alex is skipping schoology again.
Jenna: It's not a big deal, they can just do the work later. The teachers probably won't even notice.

by Willow Chair September 28, 2020

shitnology

A piece of technology that seems to be good at first glance, but once you have used it you realise that it's shit.

Bob loved the idea of all the features in his new phone, but after a week he realised none of them worked properly and he'd just wasted more money on shitnology.

by Bargearse January 6, 2009

Shitology

The belief that a petrified shitpile found near the Great Pyramids of Giza, was laid by Jesus himself.
Therefore shitologists believe it contains magical powers.

"Shitology officials beleive the shit laid by Jesus Christ holds the power of mother earth"

by myspace.com/bidoof101 May 26, 2008