Joe Shmo

someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room

Get the fuck outta here Joe Shmo!!!

by Cope100 February 13, 2009

Blunderbussin Shmogoggular

A person who has reached the pinnacle of whatever it is that can be, this person is beyond time space and existence as we know it. To be called this is confirmation that you are one of the most based individuals to ever exist.

"That bloke is a real Blunderbussin Shmogoggular"

by ^Tree July 9, 2022

Shmooped

When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.

San Francisco slang.

Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!

Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.

Johnny: Another round?

Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.

by cousinfelipe August 8, 2019

shmotting

shitting while smoking

i was shmotting all night last night.

by megvan May 15, 2017

Shmoigel

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes

Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel

by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017

Shmoovin

A word to describe vigorous, tactical or funky movements

Guy 1: Look at this dude at run the cops
Guy 2: Oh yeah he shmoovin

by BlazingHusk May 4, 2020

Shmole

A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.

JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.

by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019