Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003

shlop bop

The act of giving someone Oral sex that is so pleasing that it is irresistible. The best form of Oral sex possible. Shlop bop is very messy and can result in saliva and ejaculation to be everywhere. No other form of head compares to this. It is better than normal top. Often used in western Pa.

Yo (insert girls name) was giving me that shlop bop last night!

by Stanbreezy June 27, 2017

shworp

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by shworps brother August 16, 2021

Splorp

Splorp Verb pronounced: Sp-lour-p

When you spill something on yourself or somebody else, but when you check, you’re dry.
By saying Splorp, you can define that confusion and weird feeling when you spill something but nothing is affected.

*drink spills on you* AH! *you check and you’re dry* My drink just Splorped!

by THE AQUABABE March 11, 2022

Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

by swolber January 10, 2010

Shloppz

The act of a female performing fellatio on a male.

Whether the female swallows or spits is irrelevant in this scenario.

The term is usually used for when promiscuous girls perform this act. A.k.a skets or sluts

Yo g I know we been boys for time but I gotta be honest with u still

Your sister gives certi shloppz. She gave me shloppz last night

by Sir Shloppz A Lot November 14, 2018