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Shlod

Derogatory term defining an individual combining the unforgivable traits of being a shit lad whilst also sporting a shit lid.

Shlid + Shlad = Shlod.
Two guys in a trebles bar:

Guy 1: Mate, that bloke just ordered a beer from the bar, what a shlad.

Guy 2: He's got a honking lid as well, shlid.

Guy: 1: That my friend, is what we call a Shlod.

Guy 2: Agreed.
by Johnny Arrow August 15, 2011
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Shloady

Ayy david ,whats up eddie ,that tree got me shloady
by Shloady gang September 21, 2016
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Shlogadamada

Sh-low-ga-da-may-da (noun)

When extreme heat and humidity result in perspiration that causes your testicle to stick to the side of your leg.
I went commando today and it's causing major shlogadamada.
by JoshTheMadTitan January 6, 2015
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schload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!
by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005
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shlode

adj.
n.

A large penis that is too big for the human body. It usually is around 3 to 4 feet wide. And 4 to 5 feet long. There is only one man that his this penis.......his name is jake ainsworth......
Hey! Have you seen Jake Ainsworths penis? Its huge! He calls it "Shlode"
by Jake Ainsworth January 21, 2010
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shleader

Shleader is a sheep disguised as a leader in typically large organizations. Person usually holds a position of authority and power but fails to act with leadership and typically does not have a back-bone, integrity, transparency and fails to act, raise difficult conversations or facts to colleagues or those in position of authority over them. Instead shleaders choose to allow unethical behaviours, falsehoods, wrongdoings to continue by either turning a blind eye or by actively participating in them.
Recent Penn State Affair and failure of officials within the organization to act when provided information about potential sexual abuse of young children by well known football coach.

Countless "leaders" in government and large private institutions choose to be shleaders in order to keep the peace with colleagues, maintain employment and not risk their place in the organization.
by IdealReality December 23, 2011
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shlad

An amalgamation of the words 'shit' and 'lad'. Used to convey dissatisfaction at the actions of a certain individual. Can also be used as a general greeting. In the case where these actions are undefendable, the choice words are 'massive shlad'.

Also see 'shladding it up', the act of being a shlad while doing an undefined activity. This can include choosing work over a night out or relentless visits to the fitness and gym facilities.
What a shlad.
by massiveshlad March 26, 2011
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