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Shabby Kiss

When you kiss someone and they puke.
Fat boy opened his gob and dropped a Shabby Kiss
by Meester Spud August 27, 2008
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Shlabbing

The act in which a male shaves his penis, gooch and balls in the shower.
1) Stop shlabbing your junk in my shower.
2) Gotta shlabb the mangina in the shower for tonights date.
3) Ah, a fellow shlabber; I could tell you were one by the way you carry yourself.
by AY052194 February 9, 2013
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Sklabby

Sklabby is the combination of skinny and flabby and refers to women (usually European) women who are skinny and yet also out of shape. In America you typically find two exremes - women who are either big and fat, or women who are skinny and in great shape. In Europe, you won't find many women who are terribly fat, but you also won't find many women who are terribly fit either. A chick may have a small ass, but it'll be jiggly ass - skinny and flabby.
We went to this nice beach in Bali which was covered in Sklabby Euro chicks.
by The Colonel September 27, 2004
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Shabby Zulu

A person known for constructing, planning, or generally doing things half-assed.

The word is derived from an individual who performs tasks in a "shabby" manner. The suffix Zulu has added to define the "afro engineering" aspect said individual applies to most tasks/processes.
"I see Shabby Zulu decided to paint his car with Krylon."
by Pimpzilla April 4, 2005
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Shabby Wag

Cor Richard Brodie's girlfriend is a hell of a shabby wag
by louielouie123 January 14, 2011
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rockin' a shabby horse

hungover; the unkempt look after a night of drinking.
Chad went out big last night and now he's rockin' a shabby horse.
by Kelly Kolstad March 6, 2008
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Shlabbagah

SHLABBAGAH - Noun+Verb
this is a difficult word to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is "eternal," or other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Shlabbagah, its seems that all of the above examples cannot even withstand the magnitude of Shlabbagah.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Shlabbagah cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Shlabbagah is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend Shlabbagah have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a state of insanity and/or catatonia. Quantum physicists report that this "Shlabbagah", is Everything and Nothing. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Shlabbagah is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Shlabbagah resonates within every layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Shlabbagah is one who is, as they say, "The Answer". All attempts to understand this idea of Shlabbagah have failed.
Shlabbagah. Nothing else can describe it.
The quick brown shlabbagah jumps over the shlabbagah dog.

Person 1: Dude, what is that smell?

Person 2: Shlabbagah
by kiyoshikc December 29, 2009
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