shiwanking

Having a shit, while wanking.

"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"

by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017

shtanker

A plastic bag in a kitchen or foods class at school

go get the shtanker

by Hayda and Oen June 12, 2017

schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.

When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.

by jon62551 August 21, 2005

Swanker

N:Swank'er: A hipster who is drunk, but is too hip to admit they're drunk, hence they refer to themselves in the swank manner, as "Still cool."

V: To swank: The act of a hipster being drunk, yet playing it cool.

Adj: Swank: Used to describe someone of the hipster type, as drunk but trying to play it cool.

Examples of Base "Swank" and its forms in use.
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N: "Look at that swanker, he is obviously drunk and should return to his studio apartment before embarrassing himself further.

V: "Play it down bro, no more beer, I am swanking as it is."

Adj: "Yeah she was a swank woman, playing it all cool and then proceeding to vomit on my mittens."

by Snoth October 23, 2011

shikanery

The art of sneaky, underhanded, back door, shit ; the art of back stabbing.

Dude i smell some serious shikanery... wheres my car?

by Wallie gator the people hater April 11, 2007

swankery

From the name, you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated Shrek before

"#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay"

by gergles November 22, 2021

shitanked

So drunk you are talking to yourself while making funny faces in the bathroom mirror, and you think it's funny.

I drank that whole bottle of tequila, man I'm shitanked.

by A Tom Jones July 29, 2006