Shitnite

The right way to call fortnite

Guy 1: battlefront 2 sucks let’s play fortnite I can get you my first win
Guy 2: shitnite I’m good I’ll stick to battlefront

by Fortnite hater93 April 14, 2019

shitmitt

A fecalphobic response to the necessity of having to wipe one's own uptarded ass whereby said swine mummifies his/her hoof with a crapper clogging amount of old growth toilet paper in a daily All-American celebration of excess and waste.

That shitphobic corporate pig, Dick Cheney, nuked my crapper, then clogged it with his uptarded shitmitt.

by mrwhiipl February 11, 2004

Shitpotle

The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.

That double steak bowl gave me some serious shitpotle, but damn is was worth it!

by DMatza May 24, 2016

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

Shitpissed

(n.) seriously pissed off at someone or something; Extremely angry. Pissed as shit.

Also:
a word that sounds cool to say.

(SHIT-pissed)

Little Timmy was so shitpissed at his cheating girlfriend he went out and got a blowjob from her best friend.

by WAffLE_DeTH November 12, 2010

shitpiphany

When one has an epiphany while sitting on the toilet. Usually while defecating.

Dan, while sitting on the toilet, had a shitpiphany and decided not to marry that chick.

by frail_otis November 4, 2009

big shitpile

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.

The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.

by Cowmix December 12, 2007