shitonym

A word meaning its self

Goran is a shitonym, because goran means goran.

by un-gineer April 22, 2009

shitapony

When you have a stomachache so bad that it feels like you're going to shit out a pony.

Jake had some bad shitapony yesterday
Yeah, he almost shat one, didn't he?

by UnarousedNipples February 20, 2013

shitpon

A tampon that is made of shit.

Sam, can i borrow a shitpon?

by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011

Shitphoon

A situation that is, was, or will be completely fucked up. A sequence of events that much like a fierce Typhoon leaves only misery in its wake, which is the origin of its name. It's like a great Typhoon, but instead of wind and rain, it's made up of Shit and Piss. Once you're in a Shitphoon run to your happy place shelter, because it's only going to get worst.

Guy 1: "Dude! A teacher found your pot!"

Guy 2: "What the Fuck! Are you kidding me!?"

Guy 1: "Eric was passing it around during class."

Guy 2: "What the Fuck Eric! What the Hell am I supposed to do?"

Guy 1: "I don't know dude, but don't show up to school today, you'll be walking right into a Shitphoon."

by The Four Heavenly Kings February 17, 2010

Simphony

It's kind of like a simp but the whole orchestra of them.
Usually crawl around playroom discord server.
Tend to ask for foot pics of superior female race that is apparently non-existential in the internet.

The example would be

This guy is not a simp he is the whole simphony.

by SimphonyTM May 22, 2020

Shitmeonyou

Where you shit in your pants, but squatted over someone else's face, and then you lower yourself down so that the poo lies gently on their face, but still inside your pants.

I'm gonna shitmeonyou so that you feel the warmth of my poo without getting a pooey face.

by Glandsbury December 14, 2020

Shitpon

Sticking a couple pieces of toliet paper in your asscrack to prevent getting shitstains on your underwear

"I just tooka shite, gotta remember to fix a shitpon in me arse"

by Dracula's dermatologist August 10, 2021