no shit off my ass

1. when a decsion or action affects you in no way

2. when you don't give a fuck

guy 1: hey i can use ur computer to check fantasy football

guy 2: ya sure, its no shit off my ass

by beanboy88 January 13, 2010

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

Shit Off

Competition to assess who can shit the fastest

"Gonna have a shit off to see who gets the US presidency job"

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

Scraping the shit off my back

To wipe away one's daily hassles.

The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.

by Partisan Passers-By Proxy July 25, 2016

turn that shit off, boy

Something you would say to your brother or son when Seinfeld is about to come on.

Turn that shit off, boy, Seinfeld's on in 5 minutes.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

shit off

a word used to offend people who point out grammatical spelling areas on graffiti on a bus window

it's supposed to have an apostrophe in it

SHIT OFF

by bill the troll November 24, 2004