someone you know, but do not necessarily like, but cannot seem to get rid of. a "friend" in your group that no one claims to introducing to everyone, an ex-significant other who you still have sexual relations with, or a family member that you feel obligated to invite to get togethers.
friend: "man, who invited Bob to the party?"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"
dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"
uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"
other friend: "not me, but someone here had to bring that Shitbird"
dude: "man, it's been a long time since i got any play, im calling what's-her-face"
other dude: "oooooooh, bootycalling the Shitbird!"
uncle: "you know we don't approve of your brother and his 'wife'. why did you bring them to my party?"
nephew: "it's not my fault, he saw me making the beer run, i had no idea i was going to be Shitbirding today!"
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Originates from the ye old mainer up alone on his porch talkign about the passer byers. Commonly used with the term little infront of it.
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Get the Shitbird mug.A person who "shits" all over your favorite things you might like. Originally meant for a useless thing/person, it comes to mean a n assholes who treats the things you like like trash.
It can also be applied to people who talk
Negatively about others, wether it be behind their back or in front of their face.
It can also be applied to people who talk
Negatively about others, wether it be behind their back or in front of their face.
Man, Chris is such a shit bird. Every time we watch a movie, he keeps shitting on the film while we watch it.
Scott keeps talking shit behind everyone's back. He's such a shitbird .
Scott keeps talking shit behind everyone's back. He's such a shitbird .
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Get the Shitbird mug.Someone who likes to get hopped up on drugs and vandalize their school's bathrooms with drawings, toilet paper, explosions, etc. All shitbirds worship the lizard gods and the lizards tell them to spread their religion to their school via sharpie. Never hand a shitbird a sharpie, if you do he/she will immediately leave the room and the next time you walk into a bathroom there will be lizards everywhere. Taking prescription benzos can lead to you becoming a shitbird and if you take these drugs, you will likely wake up in the middle of a bathroom full of lizard drawigs, covered in ink.
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