Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011

bird shit

a word used against white people; similar to cracka, honkey, or whitey.

yo cracka!
shut up, bird shit!
man dont call me dat
u are bird shit though!
i am?
yeah. your white, like bird shit, so your bird shit!!

by Walter Muller May 22, 2006

Bird Shit song

Song by The Red Hot Chili Peppers about Gary Busey

*With bird shit it's a lonely Busey*

Man, are they playing that bird shit song again?

by Captain Grubworm June 5, 2009

Angry Bird Shit

Playing Angry Birds whilst shitting.

I just got my angry bird shit on big time.. had to bring in the mighty eagle.

by warso March 5, 2011

Bird Shit

When a person goes the bathroom and plays Angry Birds. This usually involves sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Coworker : Man where have you been for the last hour?
Me : I had to take a bird shit its been a stressful day.
Coworker : I had one of those last week.

by Nomah1000 July 13, 2012

bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

by Blackington September 11, 2006

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010