sphinctermeter

The part of the anus that manages the delicate flow of waste which differentiates and carefully selects what shall pass based on it's current state - whether it be in solid, liquid or gas form. This phenomenal muscle is highly used when diarrhea is present and the person is unsure if there is a liquid or gas eager to exit from the anus. In many instances it allows gas to expel while delicately holding back a tsunami of molten fecal matter. During moments of constipation however it remains unused.

Josh: Dude the other day I was at the movies and I had some major diarrhea. Luckily my sphinctermeter let me release gas from my bowels while keeping back the mother load of explosive goo.

William: Dude that's disgusting. Did you eat something bad?

Josh: Your wife's chili.

by Dirty Burrito February 9, 2019

shinterview

An interview for a shit job at a place or organization that is undesirable. The interviewee must present themselves as being keen and diligent whereas they know the interviewer will be a complete boring loser twat.

Damn dude, sorry i cant hang out with you. I've got a shinterview this afternoon.

by a_fool September 1, 2016

sphingtermeter

a unit of measurement, for measuring small annoying things.

Dam! I missed that shot by a sphingtermeter!

by crack whore July 17, 2007

Shintercourse

When one uses their own shins to create sexual arousal/ spark orgasm, such as rubbing the genitals with the shin to result in climax.

Dude, rub your shin down my thick crease, I require shintercourse.

by Butter on a Stick is back July 14, 2020

Shittermission

Having to interrupt a meal to go and take a shit.

My enchiladas got cold because I was called away to take a shittermission

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 2, 2022

shinter

to be used instead of swearing

holy shinter

by MESaPhIrE June 4, 2022

shingter

Slang for something sharp. Knives, axes, saws, etc.

Woah! Is that a real shingter?

by hokuhoshi August 29, 2023