shexting

Sending picture(s) of your feces to your buddie(s) via picture message on your cell phone.

Duder 1: "Hey man did you get that pic I sent you this morning?"

Duder 2: "Fuck yea, that shit was a beast son! Thanks for shexting me that."

Duder 1: "There's plenty more where that came from."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

shexting

the art of texting whilst taking a shit

SHEXTEE – the recipient of the shitty text.
SHEXTOR – the text shitter, loud and proud.
SHEXTUPLATES – many friends shexting from various bogs around the globe.

Tam : Damn Jimmy, you must have a chronic case of the gary glitters, that’s half a fuckin hour you’ve been in the shitter?

Jimmy : am just shexting tam, its all good.

by peter sutcliffes lovechild July 22, 2011

shext

Verb.

Meaning:
- to Shower text.
- to text while in the shower.
- to simultaneously text and take a shower.

I am about to take a shower. U want me to shext u?

by Doc2013 June 28, 2010

shext

To text someone while your having a Shit.

Adam was sending dirty shexts to his missus while sitting on the toilet having a Shit.

by shext May 29, 2014

shext

shit + sex + text = shext

shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays

by lethal laura December 10, 2009

Shext

The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce

I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!

by The Mower November 03, 2017

shexting

shexat means netflix & chill for coders

Greva mal shexat.
Let's go shexting.

by shexer December 02, 2020