Shelfie

When a fat person takes a selfie from the shoulders up.

This shelfie is not allowing me to see the rest of the people behind her

by mccrazytm August 29, 2014

Shelfie

A selfie taken in a bomb shelter. Currently trending in Israel.

Turn out all the lights!

But first, let me take a Shelfie!

by SnowShadows July 24, 2014

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie with others around, but forcing them out of the selfie in a selfish way.

Today Jim was taking a shelfie as he forced Taylor out of the picture for it to only be him inside the shelfie.

by Shellfie June 2, 2014

shelfie

a picture of things on the shelf above your kitchen sink

My shelfie shows that Papa Smurf is in the house.

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

shelfy

Used to describe a girl who has large breasts, either on their own or relative to her body. Either way, they gotta be big!

Gary: "Whoa that girl is a bit shelfy isn't she?"
Bruce: "Yeah, i know what you mean"
Gary: "I haven't seen melons like that in a while"
Bruce: "Preaching to the choir, ma man"

by Xflect January 18, 2011

shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit, most commonly sent to your significant other.

My girlfriend thinks I'm cheating unless I send a shelfie a day.

by mattarse October 22, 2014

shelfie

A shelf filler at Netto.

"You got a job?"
"Yup, I'm a shelfie."

by k9norn November 12, 2003