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Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.
I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.
by dogegg March 29, 2012
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Sherburne

A place where the Tower People at the top of Hey Road come on the weekends to get drunk, eat Posty's food and watch Matthew, High Energy, Littlebigwood, Mofo bitch about losing the Raptor. Once in a while Team Awesome, (the country version of Jersey Shore) shows up to prelim before a hard night of drinking at the Honky Tonk (Richie's). Some people ride their horses and lawnmowers there so they wont get arrested for drunk driving. Quads, a Unimog and story telling are plentiful. Home of the Sherburne Wolfpack ATV Club. The Wolpacks arch rival is the Three Little Pigs Club, membersip of 1. Two other quad clubs are the Sherburne Wheelers and the Trail Blazers. They don't get along very well. To live here you must have a garage bigger then your house and own a pickup truck. It may be a small town but there is a lot to do here such as drink, mow your lawn, and tend to your cows. Most people here are friendly. Sherburne is a beautiful, friendly, awesome place to live. Come visit us in this middle of no where town! :)
Person: Hey I'm on my way to Sherburne to get drunk with the Tower People.
by Big Boy P. October 22, 2011
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Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.
Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.
by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008
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Shutburn

A cross between the words burn and shutdown when you have just insulted someone
Dude1: Hey, watcha doin'?
Dude2: Ya mum
Dude3: Ooooooooooo shutburn
by SirPat June 20, 2006
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shanburn

ah man u just shanburned me
by dude made a dudieee August 19, 2009
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shartbur

ngl one of my favourite moots on tiktok! thier user is super- ... 💩amazing and i find it very funny LOL! they are super cool tho
someone- isnt shartbur a funny username?

me- oh yeah it is! with the shart + bur xD
by ghostbursdead April 5, 2022
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Shaftsburn Cavern

The man slathers his dick in petroleum jelly. Light your dick on fire and during the fiery frenzy stick it in your girls vagina to put out the flame.
Your moms vagina was so hot after I gave her a Shaftsburn Cavern.
by Honeybadger66 January 10, 2012
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