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slutburn 

Chafings upon one's inner knees and elbows incurred during activities that require one to be upon one's knees and elbows.
Q: Od's blood, PhD, why limpest thou?
A: Anointest my slutburn with the oil you were planningest to sell to help the poor. It shall prove a salve and balm to my soul, verily, or at least to mine knees and elbows.
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Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.
Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.
Shitburner by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008

slutburn 

an inflammation of the skin caused by overexposure to the sun (sunburn) in certain areas of the body that would only be exposed for long enough to get a sunburn if the person doing the exposing were a slut
Check out the slutburn on that slut
slutburn by Hunker-Munker December 24, 2012
A monkey like Guy with an AMAZING YouTube channel. He is also a debiel
You are such a Shuburney
Shuburney by SHbajaiyeven October 4, 2016