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ShamWow-worthy

When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.
"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"
by VinceTheShamWowGuy July 18, 2009
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Reverse Shamwow

When you see a sex position so freaking amazing and unknown, you call it the Reverse Shamwow until you either find out its real name, or until it is named something else.
Evan: "While me and Hannah were having sex last night, we did the Reverse Shamwow! I don't even know how to describe it, it was that exotic."

Ian: "Lucky!"
by WISH KVFU January 11, 2011
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ShamWow!

The sound classic comic book Batman makes when he punches a prostitute in the face.
"Oh no, I believe she is beginning to use her teeth!"

**ShamWow!**

It was a close one, but Batman made it out alive.
by Skizla March 30, 2009
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Shamwow

The act of hitting someone with a sopping wet Shamwow

(The famous infomercial cloth that can hold up to 20 times its weight in liquid "the shamwow")
Don't piss me off cause I will Shamwow you!

JVB: Hey J wanna see my Thong?

J: Hell No!

JVB: Come on look at it!

J: You Pervert! Come any closer and I will Shamwow you!
by sfx-ladyj December 18, 2009
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Shamwow

A very useful product that causes many people to say wow every time.
*uses shamwow*

Wow.
by MeNoYou May 31, 2010
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The Cult of ShamWow

A recently founded Cult based in California but rapidly gainaing ground elsewhere, the mission of the Cult is to spread the Word of Vince and enlighten the world to the Shamwow, the only shammy that works wet or dry
Vince Offer: You know the Germans allways make good stuff

The Cult of ShamWow members: Sham-Heil!
by Prophet of Vince June 4, 2009
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ShamWOW

To ejaculate on the lower part of the back after performing doggy style, mop up the junk using a super absorbent yellow towel. Hold the towel in your fist then donkey-punch the submissive and yell out ShamWOW!!
I had the best shamWOW finish last night, and no mess afterwards!
by SMBKRTan November 17, 2009
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