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Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.
Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.
by Griz April 18, 2004
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Shaking hands with the pope

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021
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Shaking hands with the bishop

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
by samsammydog March 28, 2012
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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french
by J Dubya December 26, 2003
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shaking hands with the mayor

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.
by AndrewJR May 22, 2006
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shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.
Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.
by Barkmenter September 23, 2018
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shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.
Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!
by Pink Dog July 30, 2008
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