Suburban Mudslide

When you poop on a girls chest and then proceed to titty fuck her.

Person 1: Dude, I totally had the runs last night, so i had to pull a Suburban Mudslide on my bitch.

Person 2: Thats fucking haggard dude.

by JTECTNB April 7, 2010

suburbumpkin

This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.

Person 1 "Damn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?"

Person 2 "It's all the suburbumpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome...LOOKOUT!"

by jiminez April 26, 2005

Taekook subunit

Taekook subunit is a type of thing which dont exist yet but soon it will exist I believe
And it has the power to cure everybody's sadness
Dont lose hope taekookers :)

All the clowns want a taekook subunit

by Kvmates October 8, 2020

Suburbanitis

1. A condition whereby any metropolitan area has its crime statistics exponentially increased or embellished by a person whose residence has fallen outside said area for at least three-quarters of their life.

2. Rarely visiting a city because of an irrational fear or stubborn ignorance.

After visiting Toronto, Matt felt encouraged and qualified to bash Detroit despite his embarrassing case of suburbanitis.

by Joshua Gillis August 3, 2008

Suburban Princess

The modern version of the idealized 1950's house wife (see: June Cleaver). She's a stay-at-home-mom that needs day care, and a maid to free her up for lunch dates with other Suburban Princesses, and afternoons pool side. She needs a high wage earning spouse to cover her cost since she is an expense rather than a contributor to the household. Unlike her 1950's predecessor she has no useful household skills; i.e. laundry, cooking, sewing. Typically the only thing she can make for dinner are reservations. If she encounters a single working mother and mentions how hard her life is she is most likely to be jerked bald and then beaten to death by said single working mother.

"Dude are you going to marry her?"
"No, I can't afford her. She wants to be a Suburban Princess."

by redhounddog July 9, 2005

Suburban Turban

In the midst of oral sex you proceed to duct tape your partner's head to your genitals by wrapping duct tape around your buttocks and the back of their head simultaneously.

Also known as: Head-Tape Rape, Guyana Gagger, Handyman's Special

Randall: "Yo, I gave Rachael a suburban turban!!"
Chris: "...I love you man..."
Mom: "Hey, Where is all the duct tape?!"

by Rasgettma November 1, 2008

yoonmin subunit

1. a collaboration between jimin and suga of bts which is yet to happen

2. Non existent

my interest in studying this chapter rn is like yoonmin subunit , it doesn't exist

by struggling yoonminie October 17, 2020