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I've been sextoxing for 8 weeks and I'm horny as hell!
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Sextextitis

This is when a person texts one person continously for long periods of time regardless of where they are or who they are with. It is commonly found among young males whom have obtained a soppy girlfriend or preteen partner. In both cases usually the other-half will become upset if the host does not text them back and will become highly emotional and perhaps turn to self-harm.

When it is suggested that the phone should be put down to spend time with friends and family, the host experiences a radical change in personality and can become volitile and lash out believing that what they have is "special" and "unique".

This is believed to be one of the first stepping stones to becoming "whipped" or otherwise better known as a "cunt"

If the disease gets out of hand, friends can be lost and relationships that are being ignored can become strained. The disease, "sextextitis", usually lasts roughly around a month, where the hosts will eventually come to their senses and realise what they are losing,

In worst case scenarios, the host does not realise and eventually loses everything.

So far the only known cure for this is to kill off the other half, so as to free the hosts body from the disease.
-Ancient methods included breaking the hosts phone and chopping off their hands but it has been proven that killing the source directly is the most effective method.
Paul: Man, James has been on his phone all day to his new girlfriend,

Darren: He's got sextextitis dude, theres no talking to him anymore.

*Cocks shotgun*

Paul: We gotta help our buddy!
by Magbo May 24, 2011
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Shitexting

An activity commonly done by the everyday cell phone user while passing the extended time on the pot.
Using the bar restroom, Zoe was shitexting her friends to let them know she was going to be a gone little longer than anticipated.
by Lizandra March 16, 2009
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sextating

Verb

Having sex while cooking and or eating a potato
I had fun sextating with you last night, the potatoes were great.
by P0T@T0 September 22, 2009
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Stexting

The act of beating off to a obeese donke'y Ass Hole. or just sending dirty pictures over text message.
Man i just got done Stexting to that donkey over there. Me and this dude stext each other all the time.
by M3722 April 23, 2009
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shtexting

pooping while texting, shitting while using your ipod.
Guy 1 : "dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can." Guy 2: "Oh, hes shtexting you?"
by metaltaz November 14, 2012
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STEXTING

Stexting not to be confused with Sexting is the act of stalking a person via text messages!
OMGosh I am really sorry for blowing up your phone with all those messages, I swear I’m not stexting you! when you didn’t answer back RIGHT AWAY I got so worried that something bad happened to you! I was just about to start calling ER’s! I already checked the jails.

Bro, I’m dead! That guy is seriously a serial stexter... He literally started the last message w/ I’m not stalking you but...
by KristinaDaisy January 9, 2022
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