alka-seltzer

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".

I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.

by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006

seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.

Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Seltzerstealer

When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.

Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"

by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010

Seltzoid

a person who is always on twitter, endlessly tweeting and can never step away from the computer or put down the phone

You're such a seltzoid, get off of your phone!

by harry65454 August 2, 2013

Speltz

A Harry Potter lookin mother fucker who enjoys beating off to anime pornography.

"Speltz is at it again...asian ass porn"

by Speltz August 20, 2017

Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

Seattle Seltzer

Nitro cold brew coffee, a kind of coffee served chilled that uses bubbles of dissolved nitrogen to add a smooth texture. These bubbles are notably smaller than those of carbonated water.

I’m gonna grab a Seattle Seltzer to wake myself up.

by vanishingly February 22, 2021