Searyx

Faggot, dicksucker

Searyx loves fritos after sucking a dick.

by SearyxLicksBalls August 18, 2003

Searyx

An ass muncher who sucks at life and plays the game Everquest

Searyx: H4H4H4H4H4, I jUS S0l0Ed a GiMpZoR WeSt WaStE DrAgOnZ im UbAH 1337!!!!!!1111!!!!!

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

The Tower Formerly Known as Sears

A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.

Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.

Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.

Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.

by aslan8 July 28, 2009

Sears Cadillac

A pair of shoes. Possibly archaic - dates back to when a Cadillac was considered a highly desirable car.

"I couldn't get my jalopy running, so I had to take the Sears Cadillac to work"

"His dusty boots -his Sears Cadillac" - Jimi Hendrix, "Highway Chile"

by quasarmotorsports December 10, 2009

Spearsy

1) Crazy Dog Lady
2) Alcoholic

You'll end up like Spearsy

by Roger December 30, 2003

National Lucy Sears is Fit Month

Free Coupon for a Dick Pic from Lucy Sears. Know a Lucy Sears and are very trivial in size. For the month of October, its Lucy Sears is fit Month.

Papadapolous: Hey Sears boo
Lucy Sears: What Mr Papadapolous
Papadapolous: Its National Lucy Sears is Fit Month send Pics
Lucy Sears: *Cries in Fit*

by GummyGummyBear August 31, 2020

Searyx

Cocksucker, Ball licker, Faggot

Goddamn Searyx loves the goat dick.

by C-Rix August 19, 2003