cum scrumple

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face

"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."

by E-Dor December 6, 2006

scrumpling

When something is scurrying about.
ie. Noun

WOMAN: "Hey Matt, did you ever get rid of those bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Yeah"

WOMAN #2 "How did you know there were bugs in your house?"

MATT: "Because I saw them scrumpling around my house (simultaneously twidle fingers while saying the word scrumpling)."

by S.Carter October 1, 2007

Scrumple-Frillskins

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.

My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

by ChocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Monkey Scrumple

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.

OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch

by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)

Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb

by Highlander! February 28, 2005

Scrumpling

To sort through a questionable group of items.

I was scrumpling through clothes at Goodwill and found a really cute top!

by Baylor March 20, 2020

Scrumpled

When you don't fold something and it just is a ball of wrinkles

"I didn't fold my laundry, I scrumpled it."

by arrresssvvv December 6, 2022