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National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what
Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee
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bristle scrunchie

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush
Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie
by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021
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scrunchie

a legendary hair tie used to put a girls entire outfit together
stranger 1: what is in her hair
stranger 2: a scrunchie
by MonkeyMan11 January 25, 2019
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scrunchy mom

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.
I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!
by mommy2gage October 10, 2011
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scrunchled

the act of fitting oneself into a small place
When a fatass sits next to you at the movies and you have to scruchle up in the corner.
by J-mizzleB-rizzle May 31, 2005
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Scrunchgrim

Informal. A person of bad personality is often referred to as a Scrunchgrim. The term is derived from an Anglo Saxon phrase and means literally to scrunch ones heart up grimly.
You Scrunchgrim, sir! You ne'er do well!

You don't have to be such a Scrunchgrim about it, Sally.
by Cheltenham Cheeks November 19, 2014
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Scrunchtard

A person below 5’3 usually red-headed and/or attending special education.

They can also be very as you gamers say “quirky”

If you see a Scrunchtard roaming without an owner please contact the C.S.C. (Center of Scrunchtard Containment) immediately via this number: (317)-889-7272
*man below 5’3 try’s to insult you* shut up Scruchtard

Hey look at that Scrunchtard over there, he can’t even reach the top shelf
by Lasernarwhal (Nate) January 15, 2019
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