Scottsdale

Located in Arizona as a suburb of Phoenix it is one of the richest cities in the nation where white boys think theyre ghetto and white chicks are hot. People who don't live in Scottsdale believe that everyone who lives there is a snob and generally try not to socialize with them. It also has one of the lowest percentages of African- Americans in the country.

Scottsdale is the place to be if you want to smoke some weed. All you need is a stack of dough and and you'll score some blow.

S-town up - North Scottsdale

by notaplayerjustfuckalot July 10, 2004

Scottsdale Burner

A vigorous, dick burning blow job received behind a local Circle K market from a Mexican prostitute that just polished off a fiesta sized package of Takis and a 32 oz. Mountain Dew.

My knob is still feeling the effects of that Scottsdale burner last night.

My girlfriend told me I needed to lay off the takis cause my cock tasted a little fuego. I need to clean up better after those after work Scottsdale burners.

by Dick Onchin January 6, 2023

Swinging Scottsdale Swallow

When a wife gives her husband a blow job and he ejaculates in her mouth. She then spits the cum into the mouth of another mans wife and she swallows it all!

Hey, lets go give Jamal the Swinging Scottsdale Swallow! It always is a hit at our swingers party!

by sexyin suburbia October 25, 2017

Scottsdale 1-2

Refers to an instance when one goes to release a fart and ends up sharting his/herself. The person then vomits as a result of the disgust from the sharting. To acheive a Scottsdale 1-2, the shart (1) must come before the ralphing (2).

I had Taco Bell for my last six meals, the Scottsdale 1-2 was virtually inevitable.

I totally pulled a Scottsdale 1-2 in class and blamed it on the fat chick next to me.

by Reggie Stallwater November 3, 2010

Scottsdale

Welcome to Scottsdale,
were life revolves around fake tans, big boobs guys who are dicks, and wiggers.

life here is a popularity contest, oh yeah and it doesn't matter if you have a great personality all people care about is how pretty you are on the outside.

So who wants to live in scottsdale?
I think no one

MMM that girl from Scottsdale had BIG ASS BOOBS DUDE!

by IWantToLeaveScottsdaleNOW May 13, 2009

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

Scottsdale

Just like any other place in the world, there are good people and bad people. Not everyone is a spoiled snob or a dick, but there are people like that here, just like there are people like that everywhere. I wouldn't recommend it for a long term deal, but it's a nice town to live in for a while.

Scottsdale is pretty, but there's nothing to do if you're not old enough to drink.

by SmokeySpires March 6, 2011