Sara almost lost her spoon in the trash, but Jim was able to carry out a daring spoonescue and save the day!
by Bill Frills McGill May 4, 2008
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Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.
Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
by Spazet May 16, 2011
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Scoones • Scooner • Scooney • soonest • scioness • Scooned • scoonery • Scooney hole • Scoonstache • SLOONES
Similar to a covered wagon. A scooner is a small boat, therefore a prairie scooner is a small covered wagon. The waves of the grass on the plains were such a simulation to ocean waves that people actually got seasick.
by J-Dog23 October 3, 2007
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Get the sooness mug.Verb meaning to go, leave, or escape promptly. Usually issued as a verbal command when either (1) there is a small timeframe available to perform the action, or (2) the speaker has an insatiable urge to perform the action.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
Originated from the often quickly pronounced phrase, "Let's go" as its verbal sound resembles the phrase, "Ts'go". This verbal mispronunciation was then matched with its closest sounding counterpart, the word, "Scones". Historians cannot pinpoint the true region where the slang term originated, but some argue it was first used by Amazonian tribal chiefs in the 16th century, when the concept of escaping quickly was essential due to their vulnerability to the harsh jungle environment.
Regardless of its origination, it is a term used around the world, typically by college-age Americans, and has recently been linked to a cure for childhood obesity and testicular cancer.
College bro: "Dude! The bonfire starts in 30 minutes! Scones!"
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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"
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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"
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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"
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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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College kid 1: "Whoa, is that Dave Matthews?!"
College kid 2: "It is! Hes about to leave on his bicycle!"
College kid 1: "Shit we have to meet him! Scones before its too late!"
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Bro to bro: "Scones mah bones, bro!"
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Black guy in a hurry: "Oh shit da cops, scones! Help me wit dis plasma screen!"
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Asian kid trying to be cool: "Scones man!"
Bro who snowboards a lot: "Dude..."
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The South Carolina government in 1860: "Scones!"
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by Evil Cankles December 2, 2010
Get the Scones mug.The female counterpart to a scion. A female descendant or child of a wealthy, aristocratic, or influential family. An heiress to a financial empire.
Sporting a diamond-encrusted Tiara, Miss Erica Rose, unabashed debutante and scioness of the Franklin-Cindi empire, is the most promisingly treacherous of contestants vying to star on this year's Roman rehash of "The Bachelor", which shall showcase 25 ambitious young thangs dueling to wed the Prince Lorenzo Borcheezy, who it is reputed holds a number of lapsed ducal titles to small tracts of property in the Southern United States, among them the little fleabite of a (or flea-bitten) town of Collyel, Louisiana in Livingston Parish.
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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