Scondog

A native of Wisconsin who devotes their life to the Packers, deer hunting, pickup trucks, and country music. Sometimes these creatures can be difficult to spot due to their camouflaged attire, but the cargo shorts and cutoffs are a dead give away. Some claim to be light beer connoisseurs, and many fancy themselves as cheese experts. Rarely seen outside of their small towns or farms.

After a long day of cow milking, the scondog cracked open and put on the packers game.
Upon completion of their pilgrimage to the promised land, Green Bay, the scondogs guzzled an entire case of miller lite before the pregame even started.

by Constellation Crew January 31, 2018

Scongo

The best villain of all time and space
(Doctor Who: 1963- Now)

Scongo is the greatest villain ever.

"Nardole or Scongo?" - "Just kill me. I can't choose between God and my Lord"

by Ser Pounce December 25, 2017

hot sconnie

An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.

Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.

by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005

sconzed

Broken in a crippling sort of way. Something central to operations of the thing is severed, damaged, or impaired as to not allow it to function properly.

Man, Steve musta been surfin' for porn on my laptop yesterday because now it's totally sconzed and only boots to safe-mode.

by chip-ky June 12, 2007

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.

"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009

sconion

Word used by army units stationed at Ft. Wainwright, Alaska, during the late 1980s to the early 1990s, to describe the act of destroying something or just plain "kicking ass".

On this mission we are going to lay the sconion.

by 11- Bravo June 24, 2009

sconge

A prtially erect penis, a snynonym to the more juvenile "chub". Often used to descibe a female being "sconge-worthy".
Also, a condition brought on by vigorous "grinding" and "booty dancing"

Man i had a sconge the entire night after she rubbed my thigh.

by Kotacular September 24, 2003