scloid

A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.

Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.

by Devilned1 October 27, 2013

scoop lel

The Coolest, most Epicest Dance Moves ever.

Yooo that guy got the Scoop Lel!

by tgr estonia November 22, 2020

sclooge

The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.

I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.

by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011

Sclounce

To get a hit of something

Bro let me get a sclounce of that

by TheSclounceGod November 13, 2020

Schloppy

(N, ADJ, V)- A universal term that is properly pronounced in a high pitched nasally voice. It can be used as a greeting and is generally applicable in most settings. It is commonly implemented when individuals try to cheat, steal, or are overly promiscuous. The term can also be used in substitutionary means of any rhyming equivalent (Alliteration is best): ie. "Stop, Schlopp, and Roll"
Origins: The term began as the name of a Super Smash Bros character that always lost every game in memeable fashion. Later in its history, the word soared in popularity in the town of Walnutport PA where it was used as a Snapchat caption over a selfie with the distortion filter.
Synonyms: Greasy, Slippery, Shady

"David is trying to schlopp those people into believing pierogies are not commonly served in restaurants."
"I accidentally schlopped Keelea with her 15lb weighted blanket last night."
"Did you know the Algonquins are the ancient ancestors to schloppy."
"Doris is significantly schloppier than Theresa in every conceivable way."
"Austin Grey II: Schlopping down the Slopes is my favorite movie."

by Ischloppedthesheriff March 3, 2020

Scoop up

To pick someone up with a vehicle.

Anthony will scoop up the kids at 6 pm.

by Joie November 29, 2016

Schlopped

To be extremely intoxicated on an intoxicant. (Such as the mixture of alcohol and marijuana together.)

" Yo man I was so schlopped last night I could barely walk."

by googoobear October 12, 2008