Schwin

A proper noun used as a name for any dbag/tool/bro whose name you don't actually know. It is imperative that this is used as a title, not an adjective. Someone doesn't act like Schwin, they are Schwin.

Random guy at the movies, yelling so that everyone can hear: "Holy s#!t, did you see that?"
You: "Shut up, Schwin!"

Random guy at the mall, checking out your friend: "'Sup babe, wanna ride? IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!"
Girl: "Knock it off, Schwin."

by CbenC July 26, 2009

Schweinehund

Schweinehund

1) an German insult, that is more popular in british movies than in Germany itself.

2) "blutiger Schweinehund" (bloody swinehound), even more popular in british movies.

3) "innerer Schweinehund" (your inner swinehound), means the enemy inside yourself that makes you passive.

John Cleese is a bloody Schweinehund.

by jepu July 6, 2005

schwinnhole

when your riding a bike with the bike seat upside down and the peg is up your ass, or and unmatched schwinnhole is when your walking around with an upside down bike seat up your ass

definition, i went for a ride and my ass was itching so I had my dad fix the bike so I was riding a schwinnhole

by nate,the,muff,fucking,walrus January 10, 2017

feng schwing

1. n. The art or practice of positioning objects, especially home furnishings, based on a belief in patterns of yin and, more importantly, yang - and the flow of chi that have positive effects on whether or not you're likely to score.

2. n. Interior design for "gettin' some".

see also schwing

"Chaz had his room re-done according to basic principles of feng schwing. Leopard print satin sheets, a flowing canopy, lots of pillows, ambient lighting, easy-reach black lacquered nightstand that cleverly hides......stuff you need to reach easily......and fuzzy bunny slippers - for those inevitable ackward moments... Unfortunately, he ignored the first and foremost success principle of feng schwing - MOVE OUT OF PARENT HOUSE!"

by Hope_Kissit May 3, 2007

Schinel

Schinel is a sweet and caring person. She is a great friend that you can always count on for being there for you, and making you feel better when you need it. Although she doesnt realize it, she is beautiful inside and out.

Jadeyn: Why are you so happy?
Cassy: Oh, I was just talking to Schinel

by Sassy28 June 29, 2013

schwindle

To get played, or play someone else's life in a horrible way

YO HE JUST GOT SCHWINDLED

by Datonenoob567 February 27, 2017

Schwing

Swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)

To give or to acheive an erection. Past tense:Schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). In old english used as schwingeth. May also be used as an onomatopoeia.
Schwinger: One who inspires the erection.
Schwingee: One who receives an erection.
All of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
Origin: Wayne's World (movie)

1. Alas the schwungen slong!
2. Dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. "Nice tits...schwing", said the schwungen elf.
4. Schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. Let me be your schwingee!

by Dr.Badfish's Minions December 30, 2005