schpline

A fart of a terrible potency, created either out of the Japseye of anal cavity. This Schpline will follow you around until you hit into someone and pass it on.

Oi Tom, you just Schplined, you dirty whore.

by lighty222 February 6, 2018

Schlinkus

A person most likely under the influence of some form of herbal intoxicant.

"Bro are you schlinkus right now?!"
"Ya bro I straight up cant feel my legs."

by mrduckonqwack March 14, 2019

Schplank

Means absolutely nothing.

Braedon: You’re schplank!
James: What does that even mean?
Braedon: Literally nothing.

by AdvancedInYears May 10, 2021

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking cannabis.

This blunt you rolled made me way to schpoinked man.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking or eating cannabis that you become uncomfortable with the thought of becoming higher.

Man that blunt you rolled made me way too schpoinked.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021

schlinkuu

The sound an erect penis makes when it is hastily released from pants

Boy: I don't think you ready for this
Girl:Boy stop playin
*SCHLINKUU*
Girl: 0_0

by iykmyk May 21, 2022

Schlinky bastard

schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena

a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users

1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?

2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**

1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH

by SchlobbernautTheDestroyer June 20, 2024